Friday, April 16, 2010

The Secret To Being Immortal

There should be public stations for relationship spats and awkward declarations of love

How to make the love of your life live forever: become an insanely talented musician and write a song about her. It's the secret to becoming immortal.

Imagine what it's like to be that girl in all those songs. Even if your real identity is a mystery to the listeners, you're going to live on forever in that song. Delilah in that Plain White Tee's song will forever be known for how much brighter she shines than Times Square. Roxanne will be known for wearing that red dress. Lucy's going to be in the sky with diamonds. Billie Jean will always be known for being the psycho ex girlfriend that pretended to be knocked up to win back Michael Jackson's love!

I can't stop listening to Soul Sister by Train. If someone were to write a song about me, I'd want it to be like this one:
ps, is it just me, or does that look like Howie Mandel on the ukulele?

In other news, Diana and I are officially accepted into Canada's National Ballet School.

Be dangerous.



  1. Funny you should mention that.. Lucy from Lucy in the sky with diamonds recently passed away.

  2. Interesting!!
    Thanks for sharing that!
    It's true, she'll live on forever from that song!

  3. Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light
    Those days are over
    You don't have to sell your body to the night
    Roxanne, you don't have to wear that dress tonight
    Walk the streets for money
    You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

    Do you think she ever stopped??